A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of
frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of
them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the
crew’s refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her
personally responsible for them staying frozen,  mentioning
in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded
to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw
out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom
to announce to the entire cabin, “Would the gentleman who
gave me the crabs in New Orleans,
please raise your hand?”

Not one hand went up .. so she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:

1. Lawyers aren’t as smart as they think they are.

2. Blondes aren’t as dumb as most folks think.