Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,but she belonged to someone else... One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, 'I'll give you a $100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO. Johnny said, 'I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up.

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen,  mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about

Okay! So this is not exactly Celebrity News but I found it so hilarious I had to share this with you. It was just a kiss. Geez! What? Cops aren't human too?

An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged lady and was being

I advise you if you're a prude and are easily offended then leave this page at once. It's a fact but funny as hell so if you want a really good laugh and a bit of a geography lesson then read on. Read the article below. This is 100% factual and completely true. Those of you that have been to Austria know what I mean. Its A Little Austrian Town Yup! That's a

A woman was flying  from Seattle to San Francisco . Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way..  The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the  passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in  50 minutes. Everybody got off the plane except one lady who  was blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady