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		<title>Management Lesson</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 23:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Celeb</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Girlfriend]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Half An Hour]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,but she belonged to someone else&#8230; One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, &#8216;I&#8217;ll give you a $100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO. Johnny said, &#8216;I&#8217;ll be fast. I&#8217;ll throw the money [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Frozen Crabs &amp; The Blonde Stewardess</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 04:41:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew&#8217;s refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen,  mentioning in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cops Caught Kissing On Dash Cam. Hmmmm&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 04:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Celeb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay! So this is not exactly Celebrity News but I found it so hilarious I had to share this with you. It was just a kiss. Geez! What? Cops aren&#8217;t human too?]]></description>
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		<title>You Americans&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 19:20:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Celeb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&#38;R and was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Town Named What??</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 08:36:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Celeb</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Austria]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I advise you if you&#8217;re a prude and are easily offended then leave this page at once. It&#8217;s a fact but funny as hell so if you want a really good laugh and a bit of a geography lesson then read on. Read the article below. This is 100% factual and completely true. Those of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Walking The Dog</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 00:19:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Celeb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman was flying  from Seattle to San Francisco . Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way..  The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the  passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in  50 minutes. Everybody got off the plane except one lady [...]]]></description>
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