Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,but she
belonged to someone else…

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and
said, ‘I’ll give you a $100 if you let me screw you. But the
girl said NO.

Johnny said, ‘I’ll be fast. I’ll throw the money on the
floor, you bend down, and I’ll be finished by the time you
pick it up. ‘

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to
consult her boyfriend… So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says, ‘Ask him for $200, pick up the money
very fast, he won’t even be able to get his pants down.’

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes
by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.

Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what
happened.

She responded, ‘The bastard used coins!’

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in
its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!